School has well and truly started with two full teaching days this week. Best greeting, though, has to be …
“Miss, you look the same,” said he.
“You sound disappointed. Did you expect me to change into a frog over the summer?” said I.
“No, but I thought you would be a Jedi,” said he.
“Ah, but I am a Jedi Knight, in disguise,” replied I.
Mind you, the things one could do with a light sabre …
Angela Porter 